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You Can Now Buy Glittery Penis-Shaped Soap To Clean Your Makeup Brushes With

by Helen Turnbull Published on 30 January 2017

Just when you were thinking there's too many dicks in the world, along cum Bitch Slap Cosmetics and their 'swell' phallic-themed line of make-up brush cleaners. But are they up to the job?

The average girl is all too familiar with the struggle of effectively cleaning (and drying) their make-up brushes. But while there's yet to be an app for that - a man may cum in handy. Enter: Bitch Slap Cosmetics - the purveyors of penis-themed products whose phallic lipsticks and highlighters have penetrated Instagram feeds everywhere in recent months. The brand has enlarged its offerings to include penis-shaped soap designed to make your make-up brushes spick and span.

A video posted by bsc (@bsccosmetics) on Jan 28, 2017 at 5:57pm PST

It comes at a time when you were thinking there's too many dicks (see: Donald Trump's first week as President) in the world but this one is fit for a unicorn so we'll give it (him?) a chance. The upstanding brand's latest addition comes in two varieties: glittering shafts or bulging figures, complete with a large erection poking out of his thong.

A video posted by bsc (@bsccosmetics) on Jan 27, 2017 at 9:27am PST

And while I'd trust no man near my precious make-up collection, all jokes aside - these soaps actually seem pretty effective in terms of cleaning job. And at $10-$20 a head, there's no need to spunk all your cash on specialist make-up cleaner.

A video posted by bsc (@bsccosmetics) on Jan 17, 2017 at 7:19am PST

Here's to not cocking up cleaning our make-up brushes ever again!

In a bid to implement equality, Bitch Slap Cosmetics have promised to introduce female-friendly versions of the soaps - affectionately titled 'vajj soaps' - in coming weeks.

A video posted by bsc (@bsccosmetics) on Jan 19, 2017 at 4:53pm PST

A photo posted by bsc (@bsccosmetics) on Jan 22, 2017 at 6:41pm PST

Wood you dare to have male or female genitals clean your make-up brushes? Let us know your thoughts @soFeminineUK

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