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You Can Now Buy Glittery Penis-Shaped Soap To Clean Your Makeup Brushes With

by Helen Turnbull Published on 30 January 2017
You Can Now Buy Glittery Penis-Shaped Soap To Clean Your Makeup Brushes With© Bitch Slap Cosmetics/Instagram

Just when you were thinking there's too many dicks in the world, along cum Bitch Slap Cosmetics and their 'swell' phallic-themed line of make-up brush cleaners. But are they up to the job?

The average girl is all too familiar with the struggle of effectively cleaning (and drying) their make-up brushes. But while there's yet to be an app for that - a man may cum in handy. Enter: Bitch Slap Cosmetics - the purveyors of penis-themed products whose phallic lipsticks and highlighters have penetrated Instagram feeds everywhere in recent months. The brand has enlarged its offerings to include penis-shaped soap designed to make your make-up brushes spick and span.

A video posted by bsc (@bsccosmetics) on Jan 28, 2017 at 5:57pm PST

It comes at a time when you were thinking there's too many dicks (see: Donald Trump's first week as President) in the world but this one is fit for a unicorn so we'll give it (him?) a chance. The upstanding brand's latest addition comes in two varieties: glittering shafts or bulging figures, complete with a large erection poking out of his thong.

A video posted by bsc (@bsccosmetics) on Jan 27, 2017 at 9:27am PST

And while I'd trust no man near my precious make-up collection, all jokes aside - these soaps actually seem pretty effective in terms of cleaning job. And at $10-$20 a head, there's no need to spunk all your cash on specialist make-up cleaner.

A video posted by bsc (@bsccosmetics) on Jan 17, 2017 at 7:19am PST

Here's to not cocking up cleaning our make-up brushes ever again!

In a bid to implement equality, Bitch Slap Cosmetics have promised to introduce female-friendly versions of the soaps - affectionately titled 'vajj soaps' - in coming weeks.

A video posted by bsc (@bsccosmetics) on Jan 19, 2017 at 4:53pm PST

A photo posted by bsc (@bsccosmetics) on Jan 22, 2017 at 6:41pm PST

Wood you dare to have male or female genitals clean your make-up brushes? Let us know your thoughts @soFeminineUK

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