Even the girls that say they don't do it are doing it. Here's 22 excuses girls use to say, "But first... let me take a selfie!"
1. We got HOT
"Hey everyone I lost a bunch of weight and now I wanna earn those little hearts so like away!"
2. We just got our hair did
Going to the hairdressers would be pointless if we didn't show off with a salon selfie.
3. We have the BEST boyfriend
Beautiful roses from the perfect beau in our lives, that's cause to take a selfie #happy #somanyreasonstosmile
4. We're working out
It was Monday and rather than going home and watching Broadchurch with a tube of Pringles we decided to squat. Now shower us with compliments with how J-Lo our butt's looking.
5. We've just woken up
Sans makeup? Yeah right. What really went down is:
- We got up and put on our MAC face
- Fixed our hair into a woke up like dis bedhead position
- Brushed our teeth
- Got out of our old, fake tan stained pjs and into the lovely pair we squirrel away for these very occassions
- Crawled back into bed
Only then can we truly take a fresh faced, morning selfie. We might even pretend to be asleep. Don't ask.
6. We got new stuff
Instagram HAS to know about this volumising mascara.
7. We were wearing a onesie. That is all.
8. We were in the Zara changing rooms
What? The lighting made us look skinny. Did we buy anything? Are you insane? We've already been seen in it, spare us the £60.
9. We were with the girls
When the girls get together we need to show the world we had a good night or... it will look like we didn't have a good night. Duh. Thank god for that little stick of joy. Bundle in galdems. Oh oh A LIFT!
10. We ate somewhere real good
Look at us and get jealous over our expensive taste buds already.
11. We met someone famous
And proceeded to go up to them & undermine the English language by asking them for a selfie. What else are we supposed to do when we see Max Branning outside of Walford?
11. What about the time we went ice-skating?
For the whole two minutes we were actually not licking the ice rink we took a photo opportunity. Even though camera's aren't allowed on the ice #rebelinskates
12. You dumped us
And now we're gonna make you pay with multiple uploads of... random boys. And yes he does have his hand on our waist.
13. Our skin. Never been better.
Bloggers gonna be like "honey have you been bathing in milk cause you is glowing!"
14. We were bored
Some like to play Solitaire but we take selfies when we're twiddling our thumbs. Life would be very boring if we were all the same.
15. We came home to...
Topshop parcels. Glorious Topshop parcels. The natural reaction can only be to catwalk in our rooms.
16. We got a pretty cupcake/doughnut
First thing's first, let me take a selfie of me eating it. There is no way of explaining this. We do it with green smoothies too #eatleangreenandhealthyandallthat
17. We were on vacayyy
Tanned hot dog leg shots are like all we think about. That and deliciously minty mojitos also set to make an appearance in our sequel of holiday selfies. Are you jel yet though?
18. Our nails looked really good that day
We didn't pay £30 for gels for nothing.
18. To get the significant other's attention
Pretty much all the time. NOTICE ME.
19. We got a pooch
Time to get cute.
20. There was a new filter
Thank you Instagram but Amaro will forever give us the best cheekbones.
21. We got a Starbucks
Flat white with our name all over it. It's probably spelt wrong but we'll Igram it anyway. Bomb diggity.
22. IT WAS THE WEEKEND. END OF.
And Kylizzle's doing it so you know, what the Kardashain/Jenner's do... we generally do.
As for the 100 other selfies that didn't make the final cut. You'll never ever see those bad boys.
Check out our album of celebrity selfies!
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