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Jeans With A Window To Your Butt Are The Rear View We Never Wanted To Have
Ripped jeans are officially old news guys. Gone are the days of flashing your hairy knee caps, that kind of prudish behaviour just won't cut it anymore. No. Thanks to Vetements...
18/04/2017
Your Future H&M Outfit Could Be Made From Poo!
Nope, this is not a drill, your clothes really are just a few cow pats away from being eco-friendly on a whole new level. As part of their plan to be 100 per cent sustainable by 2040...
10/04/2017
These Heels For Babies Are Every Parent's Nightmare
'I just want my baby to be an inch taller in photos', said no mother ever. In the latest fashion faux-pas news, heels for babies have arrived and they're as heinous as they sound...
07/04/2017
Jewellery For Your Teeth Is Coming Back In A Big Way
Remember way back in the 90s, when we were listening to the Spice Girls on repeat and sporting pencil-thin eyebrows? Ahh, those were the days. If, like me, you are missing pretty...
06/04/2017
Period Blood-stained Leggings Are Being Sold And There's Just No Need
The humble period seems to be this week's hot topic - first came the news that the tax we pay on tampons and other sanitary products is being used to fund an anti-abortion charity...
04/04/2017
We Are Very Confused About This ASOS Top
Another day, another sartorial trend for us to cringe at. This time it comes from old faithful ASOS, who have thrown up a few dodgy looks as of late. If you've ever wanted to...
28/03/2017
Gucci's Trying To Make Sock Sandals Happen & They're 100% Not Going To Happen
For years we've been told there's a few things in fashion we should avoid at all costs. Wearing leggings as trousers is one, socks with sandals is another but now, according to Gucci...
27/03/2017
This Urban Outfitters Crop Top Is The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Our Boobs
As if flashing your non-existent abs wasn't daunting enough, someone at Urban Outfitters has now come up with a whole new fresh crop top hell by making it, well, small enough...
14/03/2017
This Woman Was Sent Home From An Interview With Boots For Being Dressed 'Inappropriately'
A woman has been turned away from a shop-floor interview at Boots for being dressed inappropriately - the outfit in question? Shirt, skirt and tights. Sigh. Prepare to do some...
08/03/2017
You Can Now Buy Camel Toe Knickers And They'll Give You The Hump
While the dreaded camel toe is regarded as the ultimate fashion faux pas by many, the bigger the female bulge, the better according to the latest underwear trend sweeping across Asia...
06/03/2017
This Wine Handbag Could Be The Most Fashionable Way To Drink Vino Yet
Wine fans: I know you'll agree with me when I say we never need an excuse to pour a glass, but don't cha just hate it when there isn't a bottle to hand in your time of need? Well...
17/02/2017
Versace, Versace, Versace: Donatella's Most Daring Creations
Lady Gaga lost her Superbowl virginity last night and boy did it go down well. I mean, she leapt off the stadium, guys. It was crazy! Gaga performed a medley of her greatest hits...
07/02/2017
This Wine Flask Bra Will Give Your Bust A Boozy Boost
Low-key winos, rejoice! Pain-staking bar queues are about to become a thing of the past thanks to this boozy bra that not only holds a whole bottle of your favourite bolly but...
03/02/2017
Melania Trump's Beauty And Style Evolution: From FROW To FLOTUS
Her taste in men may be *questionable* but it's high time we cut Melania Trump some slack and gave her credit for the one thing her significant other can't f**k up. While the...
01/02/2017
Fishnet Tights Are Back Everyone And We're Totally Here For It
2017 is seeing the revival of the fishnet tight, and with the likes of Kylie and Kendall Jenner, Vanessa Hudgens, and Lady Gaga sporting a pair, we're totally rooting for the...
31/01/2017
Berets Are Back In Fashion And Now We Want To Be Cher From Clueless
If you're anything like us, you've been dying to buy, wear and eat (probably) a beret ever since the Clueless Cher days but erm, a little thing called social humiliation prevented...
26/01/2017
Vagina Necklaces Are The First IT Accessory Of 2017 And There's Already A Waiting List
If 2016 was the year of vagina baubles, 2017 is set to be remembered as the time the precious lady part spread into the world of fashion. Women everywhere are decorating their...
11/01/2017
ASOS Have Started Selling Men's Chokers And People Have Mixed Feelings About It
Fashion is a fickle thing. It changes, it grows, it makes fools of us all. It drops off and comes back 20 years later and is twice as cool as it was in the first place. Take the...
04/01/2017
Happy Christmas Jumper Day! Here's 10 Chic Ways To Style Your Festive Knit
It used to be the case that jolly, woolly Christmas jumpers were only allowed to come out of the depths of the attic for one day of the year and one day only. As soon as the turkey...
16/12/2016